I succeeded in crashing a computer with a singularly effective very long blog entry.
This was done by Jane and me during Computer Science Club(CSC). It's, well, just read.
Copied from Jane's blog:
I have nothing to say, and that is why a blog is totally useless. (Kai: Except when people guest-blog. HI EVERYONE!!!!)
Here, let's hold a dialogue session! Kai, what is your song-of-the-moment?
(Kai: Silent All These Years. It's really very nice music, but the lyrics are weird...)That was very easily answered! Kai, do you want to ask me a question?
(Kai: Sure, so, tell us about the games you've been playing, and How on Earth do you find the Time to play them?!?!?!?!?!?)
Oh, I've only played 2 games since the start of this year, being Skies of Arcadia and Grandia 2... 'Cos I borrowed a Dreamcast and stuff. Both are very enjoyable... I've only finished Skies of Arcadia so far, and it's a bit weird.... I wish I could discuss some ...strange, thought-provoking.... relationships with someone just as hentai as I am. Grandia 2 is a little less weird. But the dialogue is damn funny. I use the time people usually use for homework and revision to play. there.
(Kai: Do you sleep?)
Oh, yes, I do, it's just that I don't get any homework done. I sleep a lot. 15 hrs a day, minimum.
(Kai: Join the club.)
All right. Okay, let me ask you a question. Have you been reading anything weird lately?
(Kai: Define weird. And I haven't been reading. by the way, Tom Riddle has invaded my brain.)
So the fact that the very bishy, talented, evil guy is now a living, walking nightmare doesn't matter one whit to you?
(Kai: The problem is he's not a nightmare. He's being very nice, which is suspicious.)
Okay. So Voldemort and Tom Riddle are now entirely separate entities. Intriguing. But Tom Riddle is quite...
Onto the subject of Harry Potter Casting!
Is it true that Ewan McGregor is playing Lupin?
(Kai: I have no idea, if he is, then the guy acting Sirius had better match up, or else... I still don't like the look of Snape, although the voice is *Kai goes kira*)
And who do you want to act as, say, Tom Riddle?
(Kai: dunno, I don't remember the names of actors I like. As long as he looks like the Tom Riddle on my file...)
NO ONE COULD LOOK THAT GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Kai: That's why I was thinking of not watching the movie. Because I would kill Gilderoy Lockhart first.)
Ah, yes. Kenneth Branagh incarnate. The focus seems to be on him rather than on dear little Tom. And you say he acted as Heydrich? Let's watch it and diss him then... Much more fun that way...
(Kai: Can, but Kenneth Branagh had better get police protection first.)
From you and your Cruciatus Curse? Accio Branagh!
(Kai: Does Accio work for people. Because that makes for very interesting possibilities...Think...)
You mean...... *slanty-eyed look* Accio...... Tom?
(Kai: I was thinking for Lupin and Sirius...Why not?)
Mmmmm..... Indeed..... The very thought.... I wonder... *melts into a pool of jelly*
(Kai: And it must be together... You know what I mean. =) *evil grin*)
KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN???!?!!! OF COURSE I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN!!!!!!! Hmmm. But it would be rather strange if they were doing something beforehand when you called them.... Like, in the midst of something.... But actually, how do you summon two things at once?
(Kai: Call one then the other. Or you could try Accio Remus and Sirius, but it's not my fault if splinching happens.)
I am now totally disgusted. Doesn't splinching only occur during Apparition? I think Accio makes things fly trough the air.... So, like I was saying, if they were in the middle of something... now.. Interesting.
(Kai: They would kill us. Horribly.You should remember that one is an escaped convict and the other is a werewolf with a conscience.)
Does that mean Sirius would actually enjoy it?
(Kai: Killing me? For him, anytime. *Tom gags in background*)
Hngh, playing innocent. Anyway.... I wonder. But the bedsheets would cover *most* things. But what am I talking about bedsheets for, hmmm? *sweet smile*(Kai: I'll pretend I don't know. Now I am looking at the handout and remembering the time when Janice suggested colour cycling for two people we know.)
Eewww... psychedelic canines!!!!!! EEEEWWWWW. Bad taste. I prefer them as they are.
(Kai: Same here. Except that if canon is enough to fuel all this, think of what fanfics would do...)
No, I think I'm suffering from fanfic influence already. LIke the other day, I was asking what house Sirius was in, and Jan immediately replied Gryffindor. Reason: He needs to be able to get to Remus's bed.
(Kai: Ummmmmm, I think it's against the school rules, if I'm not wrong. But they're such a set of rule breakers that it probably didn't matter. And anyway, if that reasoning stands, then James would be gay too.)
Ummmm, I am thinking that for one thing, James has Lily. And a silencing charm can do wonders for privacy. Anyway, they have a close, brotherly relationship. But why did we never know of Remus being in their clique till Book 3? I mean, Sirius and James were the ringleaders, and Peter tagged along... Where does Remus fit inside this, enough to have a nickname and be a Marauder?
(Kai: As in, most of the ideas were generated by Sirius and James, but Remus was consulted in all of the plans, and Peter just 'tagged along'. Probably is why he hated them, and decided to kill them off. But then again, why not kill off Remus?)
Maybe Remus was already so pitiful that it didn't really matter. Nobody would believe a werewolf. And anyway, in the end, Sirius and James both believed him to be the traitor. Seems like Remus was actually the weak link within the group.
(Kai: Creepy. But sad for Remus. *Gives him a pat on the head*)
I hope the recent slew of sbrl fanfics can give him the attention he deserves. I mean, he _is_ one of Rowling's fave characters, asides from the main triumvirate.(Kai: Yeah, but let's just hope she doesn't go by the "you torture the ones you love" doctrine.)
That would indeed be scary. Lupin, don't die on me!
-temporary cease in rambling in favour of hp fanart-
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Aren't we crazy? And we're planning to do this weekly, i.e every CSC. Won't that be fun?