Evil spawns evil. The below sms conversation was spurred by the evil e-mail excerpt involving Wanjing, Weizhen, and supposed relationships. The evil e-mail excerpt is further down, dated 9th June 2003.

Tracy: You know, next time we go someone's house can I claim that you're MINE? Then we can freak them out toegether.
Me: Yeah, you can claim I'm yours. But check first that parent has no history of heart attack. Or should it be has? (It's not my fault he had a heart attack AGAIN.)
Tracy: Hehe... poor dear. Maybe we should act less like TATU. Or learn CPR.
Me: Nope, not good idea after such scandulous behaviour. People will probably freak out.
Tracy: Hehe...at least he knows we're not after him.
Me: Dead/unconscious men don't testify. Plus fren will probably spread weird stories in school.
Tracy: But we can't just let him die, right? Should at least do something to help...
Me: Call Ambulence. And teach fren CPR first.
Then I told her about Meia's joke when I told T3 that Agent Smtih and Elrond had the same actor.
"What I want Mr Anderson? You know what I want. I want... the Ring."
Tracy: Why does Elrond desire the RING? Grin...I can just imagine Neo looking at Agent Smith like he suddenly sprouted pointy ears and a wayward daughter
(At this point, I just couldn't stop laughing. Because it sounded utterly impossible, but utterly accurate taken in light of Meia's statement.)
Me: Neo is not dependable Ringbearer. Btw, it is impossible to sprout a wayward daughter. Ok, last sms, spent 70cts liao. Should we put entire sms conversation on our blogs?
Tracy: Yes...Grin. Don't know why not...I mean Agent Smith punched a female and suddenly Arwen pops up...
Me: *trying not to let brain wonder too much about how could that possible...especially when it involves creating daughters*