Gladys
Gladys is like a normal greetings card, but it lasts for up to a week.

Kai
Kai is a burglar alarm that works upside-down, never gets tired and looks like a fish.

And ... Dare I?

Gladys Chong
Gladys Chong is a contraceptive device! It hovers!

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