I KNEW I would get Singapore when I said that long-haired guys were more dangerous than alcohol. But I couldn't resist.

You're Singapore!

You're small but well-built and people are a little afraid
of you.  You might even walk with a cane that people find somewhat menacing,
rather than seeing it as an aid to your mobility.  You like an urban lifestyle,
with little time for nature or the more rural pleasures of life.  This
fast-paced lifestyle suits you, and you wish everyone around you would just
shape up.
Take
the Country Quiz at the Blue Pyramid