WARNING: The post below was caused by looking for hints of a very obscure cartoon relationship. Do not indulge in such activities if you value your health and sanity.
Strangely enough, I find these dating tips very amusing.

5 Ways to Make Anyone Fall in Love with You
Hang Around Lots...but Then Be Unavailable
Sounds good
Let Them Do Nice Things for You
Even better
Give Them the Eye
*starts staring*
Don't Look Away
*eyes begin to water*
Practice Pupillometrics
Huh? Is that even a word?

The others are pretty interesting:
10 Things Men Look for in a Girlfriend
18 Body Clues that say He's Interested