After a long, arduos process of getting our 'permanent' IT tutor, it was only about the 3rd lesson that we realise how wacky he is.
This particular tutor has the habit of walking up and down the aisle of the classroom as he teaches. Normally, that isn't a problem - only today, there happened to be a cockroach a little to the side.
So those in the front row were rather fixated on his feet, wondering if he'd be unlucky enough to step on it. And when his feets strayed a little too close...
"Eeek!" said one of the girls in front.
The tutor, naturally, was rather shocked by this sudden outburst. "What happened?"
"There's a cockroach on the floor."
He looked down, and true enough, there was the cockroach, a few cm from the side of his shoe. "Oh OK." He proceeded to pick it up.
Dismay turned into amusement as he not only held up the cockroach, but swept it over the heads of those in the front row, who leaned out of range. And then he put it back on the floor.
Yeah, I don't know what the heck was going on too.