Another quiz, which I found floating about the LJs. But it's quite funny.

Hit shuffle on your music player and answer these questions with the songs that follow.

What do you think of me, Windows Media Player?
Behind Blue Eyes - Limp Bizkit
I adore this song, but WMP seems to think I am misunderstood. *cry*
Lyrics sample: Nobody knows what it's like to be the bad man, to be the sad man, behind blue eyes

Will I have a happy life?
Shell - Bana, OP for Witch Hunter Robin
Uh... I think the answer is no... Hee hee. Another song I like.
Sample of lyrics after translation: Amidst this drop of time gone dry, my heart is drowning and writhing

What do my friends really think of me?
Everything You Want - Vertical Horizon
Supposedly I'm lovelorn. Or if I'm taking the pov of the girl, a sad case. Another favourite
Lyrics sample: So you'll just sit tight, and watch it unwind, it's only what you're waiting for

Do people secretly lust after me?
Enrai - Do As Infinity
... ... I have no idea what this is supposed to mean, given that this is a song about a girl and her mother.
Lyrics sample after translation: "Everyone lives their lives alone, never look back at where you have been"

How can I make myself happy?
White Flag - Dido
Never give up!!!
Lyrics sample: There will be no white flag above my door

What should I do with my life?
From the Inside - Linkin Park
Apparently I should spend it being suspicious
Lyrics sample: Trying not to break but I'm so tired of this deceit

Why must life be so full of pain?
Over the Sky - Hitomi, EP for Last Exile
... Doesn't seem to answer the question. Because of dreams? And this is the 3rd of the 4 Jap songs I have...
Lyrics sample after translation: In the skies, a silver ship parts the clouds

How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Wasting My Time - Default
Apparently WMP doesn't want to answer my question
Lyrics sample: Well this is not for real, afraid to feel

Will I ever have children?
That Don't Impress Me Much - Shania Twain
Only if I find a guy good enough to knock my socks off
Lyrics sample: Alright, so you're a rocket scientist

Will I die happy?
Liang Jing Ru - Wei Wo Hao
Other people will think so, but I won't think so.

Can you give me some advice?
25 Minutes - Michael Learns to Rock
Don't dilly dally. ^_^
Lyrics sample: Out on the street, places where hungry hearts have nothing to eat

What do you think happiness is?
The Highway Man - Loreena McKennitt
... which explains why I shouldn't believe my WMP. Because it thinks happiness is dying for your loved one. The happy life one kinda makes sense now.
Lyrics sample: Plaiting a dark red love knot into her long dark hair