Taken from here: http://www.theonion.com/content/node/46236

For the date March 13 2006
Sagittarius NOVEMBER 22 - DECEMBER 21
Despite the niggling feeling that you require medical attention, you will continue to leave the symptoms of schizophrenia untreated this week after management at Pixar awards you yet another raise for the facility and inventiveness with which you anthropomorphize inanimate objects.

... Yes.