I don't actually have anything to write today... but who am I to break tradition?

Watched a group of office workers feeding the pigeons today. So I'm /not/ the only one; and they were eating fast food too. But they didn't throw french fries, only pieces of their burger buns. So, tips for feeding pigeons.

1) Throw the food as far from you as possible.
2) Keep it small: the smaller it is, the more likely the crows are to lose interest.
3) Throw only bread. Firstly, french fries are equally bad for humans and birds alike, secondly, crows like french fries and thirdly, no one has the time and energy to tear french fries into smaller pieces.
4) Go with friends when you feed the birds. This discourages the pigeons from trying to share your bench.

Was medium sunny today. The office lights seem rather dim as a result.